Sunday, June 28, 2009

Thunder Storms, A dog, and an air conditioner.

I sit here on Sunday night waiting for the thunder and lightening to start and wonder what is going to happen during THIS storm.

Two nights ago we had William’s end of baseball party at his coach’s house about 5 minutes from us. The evening started out fine and I didn’t know there were storms coming. The kids were in the pool and having a good time and the coach came out and told them they had about 30 minutes in the pool before the storms would be over us.

He kept a close watch on the radar and pulled the kids out just as the thunder started to rumble. My kids were out of the pool before the first signs of the storm. The food had been put out and they were very interested in that. So my thoughts turned to our dog, Bailey, at home, alone, during this storm. We left the air conditioners running and I thought maybe that would drown out some of the noise from the storm and he would be ok.

The whole time we were there Ed and I told past stories of what the dog had done during storms and fireworks, when we were home and when we were not home. We fooled ourselves into thinking this time was going to be different and enjoyed the party.

We left the party about 9:30 pm, and Ed had every intention of dropping the kids and me off and going back to hang out a little longer. Our dog took care of those plans! Ed and the kids made it into the house before me; I was maybe 15 steps behind them and found utter chaos when I walked in.

Natalie was hysterically crying, Ed was mad, and William stated very matter of factly “well, I guess we have to get another dog”. I looked past where Ed was standing to the air conditioner that I could hear was no longer running. There was now a big hole (letting all the bug into the house) where the insulation that was in the window next to air conditioner had been. The insulation was shredded and all over the floor. Then I looked at the actual air conditioner the front was ripped off, there were bite marks on one piece and scratch marks on the metal. Oh and there was water leaking from the air conditioner like it had been tipped forward instead of back wards for the water to run out the back of the machine to the outside.





The kids went to look for the dog, who Ed and I knew was not in the house. Ed took the air conditioner out of the window so we could close it and stop the bugs from coming into the house. We cleaned up the water as best we could and Ed headed outside to check with our back yard neighbors who informed us he had been out before the storm. They had no idea we weren’t home. They often open the gate between our yards and let Bailey come into their yard and hang out with them. They went inside before the storm came so they put Bailey back into our yard and didn’t see him again. We believe he came back into the house through the hole then went back out it when the storm started and got out of the yard.

I went to our bedroom to see if he was in there hiding from us knowing that we would be a little mad at what he did. I flipped the light switch and there were no lights, and no fan???? Now I started to worry, had he electrocuted himself (Ed would not have been to upset about that at the time). I looked around and the dog was not in the house and there were no wires exposed. So we headed out front. (we figured out later he tripped the breakers)

Ed jumped on his bike and started to our neighbor’s houses to ask if they had seen the dog. I was out front yelling for him hoping he was close by and would just come back as he had done a few times (but not during storms). No luck the dog was not coming home. One of our neighbors was driving by and stopped to see what was wrong, I told him the story and he offered to help.

I told the kids to get in the car and we started driving. We saw Ed coming up another street as we were driving around, then he met up with our neighbor and hopped into his car so they could go look. I drove around with the windows down, yelling the dogs name; I kept thinking he was just so scared he kept running. Ed and Joe took another approach; Ed figured the dog was so scared he would find people, so they were asking everyone they saw outside or in cars if they had seen a black lab.

Someone was watching out for us and our dog because the timing worked out perfectly. The chances of Ed finding the car with our dog in it were slim to none, but he did it! They asked a few (about 25 or 30) people with no luck, then pulled up to a car down a dark short cut and there was bailey inside. The people found him kind of by the school my kids go to, which is a few streets over from us. He made his way past the school a little. The people were at a party and were leaving, they walked out of the house and the dog ran up to them. They checked him out, then went to get in their car and the dog jumped in (they were not leaving without him). They had a 3 or 4 year old little girl and he sat in the back with her (frankly I’m surprised he didn’t jump in the front seat to drive).

They knew some people a section over from us who had Labs so they drove the dog to that house thinking he lived their. They also made a phone call to the police to tell them they found a missing dog. If we had called the police they would have let us know who had him.

So Ed and Joe pull up and see the dog and Ed said the little girl’s eyes filled with tears and she started crying because she had to give him back. She had fallen in love with Bailey and had named him in the hour that they had him. Ed saw her tear up, and he was still so mad at the dog, he started to say to the dad “hey do you” and the dad shook his head and whispered under his breath “DON’T SAY IT”. So Ed stopped. I’m pretty sure he would have been very content telling us that he could not find the dog, as long as he knew he was with a nice family!

So our Bailey boy is home with us again. We now know to put a few chair and the love seat in front of the air conditioner if we are going out. We will also barricade a few other “hot spots” that he may try to get out of and we will pay better attention to the weather when we are not going to be home.

Amazingly, Ed got the air conditioner fixed and it is running right now (hoping it will drown out the storms that are supposed to be on their way). Natalie informed us (after the dog was home) that if he was not found that night she was going to make posters with his picture on it and put them up, even if we told her she wasn’t allowed! The children are soooooo happy to have him home. And the next morning I walked into my bedroom to find Ed in bed and Bailey curled up next to him! (No I wasn’t able to get a picture) But took this one of the 4 of them later in the day.




I hope tonight’s storms aren’t that bad!

(I had the suggestion of a Bailey cam and will be looking into that in the near future)

Ed thinks that at one point the dog was actually on top of the air conditioner and that is how it tipped forward. I guess some questions will never be answered. What was going through the dogs mind to make him think the best way out of the house was through the big metal box in the window? Why couldn’t he just be a normal dog and have an accident on the rug? No we get the dog who tries to eat his way out of the house through an air conditioner. Next time he goes through the trash I think I will be grateful!

Right on Cue

Right on Cue:


I took the chocolate chip cookies out of the oven and William asked “Mom can I TEST one of your cookies?” I love it he didn’t ask for a cookie cause he wanted on he was “helping” me. Phrasing is everything!

For those of you not on Face book, yesterday I asked the question; Does Miss Hanigan run a summer camp I can send my LITTLE GIRL to? She is practicing to be a teenager, telling me “NO” to everything I ask her to do and stomping off and slamming her door if she hears something she doesn’t like!


Ahh but we have had nice moments too this first week of summer. Yesterday I took the kids to paint pottery. There is a store called “Color Me Mine” that is new to our mall. I expected Natalie to like it but I wasn’t sure what William would have to say. He LOVED it just as much as she did! William wanted to know when we could go back

W: Can we come back tomorrow?
M: No not tomorrow
W: Tomorrow after tomorrow?
M: No
W: Tomorrow after tomorrow after tomorrow?
N: You mean Sunday?
W: Yes, Sunday?
M: No, Maybe in a few weeks

I had them make plates. I want to put them up in the kitchen so I chose the colors and they got to pick the stencils they put on. William chose a leaf and a butterfly, Natalie chose flowers and a butterfly. Then they both did their own little designs around the edges. I was very impressed with the design around the edges that they came up with.



Natalie's Plate


William's Plate

The oven just beeped telling me the next batch of cookies is done, William was right there next to me checking on the cookies and asking
W: Can I test this batch?

Monday, June 22, 2009

1st day of summer vacation!

Its the first day of summer vacation 8:00 in the morning and if I hear “MOM” one more time, I’m taking them up to the school and dropping them off with the principal for the summer!

I’m trying to write about why, but I have to go deal with my children, so I’ll get back to it later!

The main problem is I’m not letting them watch T.V. in the morning. When I let them watch in the morning they are quiet when they are watching and I don’t ever want to turn it off so I let them watch way to long. And they get really crabby when I do finally turn it off then I have to yell at them for being miserable. So my goal is to not turn the TV on until 2 pm (my nap time). (yea, we’ll see how long that lasts especially since it wont stop raining here! I wont be offended if you place bets) So I better get moving so we can get started on our day.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009





I was on my way home from taking the kids to school and this big guy jumped in the street and froze there. I got out and encouraged him to cross the street.
He "yelled" at me cause he couldn't get up the curb in one jump, but he did it on the second try.

He's too cute! I had to run home to get my camera so I can show the kids later.


The guy in the Verizon truck thinks I’m nuts.

Monday, June 8, 2009

AND THEIR LITTLE DOG TOO!

GRRRRRRR—this is me growling at my neighbors! 2:57 AM their dog was barking and woke me up. They heard it; they were out there with it, so why did I have to yell for them to shut it up!?

So yes it’s another crabby day for me. My darling children added to my crabbiness by waking up BEFORE 6 AM today.

AHHH and we are due for thunder storms today, tomorrow, Thursday and maybe Friday!

I think I’m checking myself into a hotel.

Hope you all have a better week than I’m going to have:-)

Friday, June 5, 2009

My kid knows the word obsessed.

Natalie has this shirt that she ALWAYS wears. It’s nothing special just a yellow shirt with gray long sleeves. As soon as I wash this shirt and she sees that it’s clean she puts it on. I always ask her why; she just says she likes it.

This morning she saw the shirt was clean but it wasn’t in her closet, it had been damp so I hung it under the stairs to dry before it went into her closet. It was high up so she couldn’t reach it on her own.

N: Can you help me get my shirt down?
Me: Sure, which shirt?
N: you know the one I’m obsessed with.
Me: sigh--- ok.



Just now William was putting away the yogurts I bought for him and Natalie. On the packaging are the details of the contest they are running. You can win $10,000.

W: (singing) I want to win 10,000 bucks, I want to win 10,000 bucks….
Me: What would you do with $10,000?
W: I would buy a Ferris wheel
Me: Oh and where would you put this Ferris wheel?
W: On top of our house. No wait, in the back yard, then I would throw a party.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

They started at 3:36 to be exact.

Did you know that there were thunder storms last night? They started at 3:36 to be exact.

My night started with the kids going to bed. I tucked them in, hugs and kisses; I love you’s all around and left their bedroom. A few minutes later William is out of bed, needing a drink, then a hug and a kiss and I send him back to his room with an

Me: I love you now GET YOUR BUTT IN BED, and don’t come back out.
W: ok, I love you; see you in the middle of the night
Me: Oh no he did not just say that (I was talking to Ed)
W: (laughing) walks back to his room and gets in bed

Sure enough some where in the 3:00 (AM) hour William showed up in my arms. We were both awakened at 3:37 by good old Bailey jumping on us, shaking and drooling all over us.

I got up quickly thinking, the vet’s new idea isn’t working either. The Dr. told me to try dosing him a few times instead of just once hoping the pills would work the whole time it stormed. I had given him pills during the day because it was supposed to storm all day yesterday but they didn’t seem to be working now. I got his leash and put it on him and gave him a pill. We put the leash on during the storms then either chain him to the foot of our bed or if I’m in the kid’s room I wrap it around my arm so he can’t leave me. Not a rumble of thunder all day! Now at 3:37 AM it decides to storm??? Just my luck.

So I tell William to go back to his bed. He starts walking there and I bring my pillows and blanket and set up camp on their floor. For some reason last summer this was one of Baileys “safe” places during storms, he would lay down and pant and be scared but I could usually get some sleep.

Me: William go back to bed
W: Are you sleeping in here?
Me: If Bailey will calm down I’ll sleep here
W: I wish I had a bunk like Natalie, then Bailey couldn’t get up to me
Me: Me too!
W: Can you and dad get me a bunk like Natalie?
Me: Only if I can get one too.
W: IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT!
Me: Yes it is

I’ve actually joked about William and I climbing up into the bunk with Natalie and escaping the dog. I’m just not sure it would hold all 3 of us.

Me: Natalie do you think there is room for you, me and William in your bed?
N: You and me mom, but not William, he puts his hands under his head on the pillow like this (and she shows me) and his elbow keeps hitting me in the head when he twitches after he falls asleep.
Me: Ok, I’m not sure it would hold all 3 of us anyway

I tried lying down on the floor in the kids’ room, but Bailey wasn’t having it. The lightening was worse than the thunder but he was freaking out. So I took some school papers that I hadn’t gotten to reading and set up camp in the bathroom. For some reason, I guess that room drowns out some of the noise and atmospheric pressure so, the dog will calm down in there. Plus it’s such a small space he doesn’t have to far to go. But since the pipes are not covered and the oil burner is in there I won’t just lock him in there, someone has to sit in there with him.

Once we were settled in the bathroom I called the vets office (about 4:20AM) and left them a message letting them know that her idea wasn’t working and that we need to try something new. I’m thinking a horse tranquilizer or one of those dart guns that animal control uses on wild animals when they get into neighborhoods. Since I'm pretty sure the vet wont give me any of those maybe I need another addition on the house, just a small, sound proof, atmosphere proof room. All I need is a very noisy fan, a radio, TV and either very comfortable recliner or a bed. Actually if we do it right I wont have to stay in there with the dog so just the fan and a loud radio. Someplace he can’t get hurt and can’t destroy anything.

We hung out for about an hour till it sounded like the storm died down. Then I took him in the kids room wrapped the leash around my arm and tried to get some sleep. He lay down with me for about 5 minutes then there were rumbles of thunder again and he was up and pacing.

At that point it was close to 5 so I just got up and made breakfast. I had a double batch of pancakes all cooked by 5:45 AM. Now I’m hearing on the news that we are supposed to have storms all day. I’ll stay awake till I get the kids off to school then I just may sneak up in Natalie’s bed and hide from the trouble maker.

After all the excitement through out the night, William came out at 6:17 and said good Morning to me! I told him he needed to go back to bed. I tucked him back in, hoping we wouldn’t wake Natalie and William told me

W: You know mom, Bailey can still lick us up in Natalie’s bed. He stretches up there and he can get his tongue to us.
M: Good to know, I’ll go down the other end. Now go back to sleep.

Ed just left for work, I’m going to go lay down and I give it about 2 minutes till one of the kids is out waking me up:-)

Ha, Ha, Ha, I didn’t even get through the spell check and William is out of bed---again!

Now Natalie is up

N: I was up in the middle of the night last night
Me: You were?
N: Yes, that’s why I slept in this morning
Me: 6:45 isn’t sleeping in!


And guess who is passed out, snoring on the floor?